Who typed ‘poop’ into my notes?
The list of suspects is actually very small.

Crutches don’t have ‘gears’ so how can you lose one??

Please, please, try not to say anything inappropriate to my boss today.
Unofficial ‘Take Your Kid To Work Day’ can have severe consequences.

There is no Mama, only Zuul.
They holler for you from the top of the stairs enough, something inside you just snaps.

That’s enough of ‘The Bologna Song,’ thank you.
Twenty minutes. Twenty solid minutes about how much he loves bologna. It’s not that great, kid.

No, I’m not ‘really old in mine craft years.’

There’s no “Doom Fairy” in Hansel and Gretel.
… that I know of

And who ‘hired you for mayhem’?
… and can I pay them to take it back??

Ow! Stop poking me with your crutches!!
the fallout from the laundry basket trip down the stairs continues…

Whose idea was it to go down the attic stairs in a laundry basket?
… so I know who gets the bills for the ER visit and to fix the dent in the wall.