28 8 / 2014

"No, I am not controlled by an alien mothership."

…. Not that they’d let me tell you if I were.

26 8 / 2014

"No, your imaginary friends did not make the mess in the attic."

Great. Now I’m living in a Family Circus strip.

25 8 / 2014

The ALS ice bucket challenge has reached us. It was his own idea to also donate to St Jude’s Children Hospital. Let us know if you also want to see Mom and Dad’s video.

23 8 / 2014

"You can’t ‘tag’ the baby."

23 8 / 2014

"No, I did not get amnesia."

21 8 / 2014

xbanannax said: "Give your sister her own planet. No, being a moon doesn't count."

Give her Pluto, perfect compromise.

19 8 / 2014

"Why is there an axe on the floor?"

Darn Vikings never pick up after themselves.

15 8 / 2014

"You need to say sorry. We don’t say we’re going to cut off mommy’s head"

-Submission from Britmar1e

….Reincarnated Nero? Is that you? If so, you should probably chill out a bit with that horse. Also, this is relevant: http://harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=251

14 8 / 2014

Anonymous said: "Put the zucchini down!" -one of my co-counselors to a camper

You never know, weaponized zucchini could be the next big thing.

13 8 / 2014

"No, you can’t ride the dog."

Our schnoodle is about 30 pounds, and clearly not a horse.