30 8 / 2014

Anonymous said: "It would make the guineapig very sad if you put her in the toilet" -to my four year old daughter


29 8 / 2014

Anonymous said: Please don't lick Grandad's teeth dude. (Yes I'm completely serious. FML).

I asked and I received and now I’m vomiting in my mouth a little. 

29 8 / 2014

Anonymous said: Stop licking that duck

Again with the licking things. I’m going to start compiling a list of things the kids on this website have licked, so send in more licking submissions if you have them.

28 8 / 2014

"No, I am not controlled by an alien mothership."

…. Not that they’d let me tell you if I were.

26 8 / 2014

"No, your imaginary friends did not make the mess in the attic."

Great. Now I’m living in a Family Circus strip.

25 8 / 2014

The ALS ice bucket challenge has reached us. It was his own idea to also donate to St Jude’s Children Hospital. Let us know if you also want to see Mom and Dad’s video.

23 8 / 2014

"You can’t ‘tag’ the baby."

23 8 / 2014

"No, I did not get amnesia."

21 8 / 2014

xbanannax said: "Give your sister her own planet. No, being a moon doesn't count."

Give her Pluto, perfect compromise.

19 8 / 2014

"Why is there an axe on the floor?"

Darn Vikings never pick up after themselves.